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7am – Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds. 8am – See my patients for the day. It’s not a dad bod it’s a father figure. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better. 9:30am – Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases. 10am – One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again. 11am – Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors. 12:30pm – Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year. 1pm – Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch. 2pm – A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys.